After an argument, a wife said to her hubby, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.”
The hubby replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”
The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once 
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months – I don’t like to interrupt her.
My wife said to me,” Dont i dress to kill “ I replied , ” You cook the same way too.” ( Therefore i’ve been cooking for the past 2 yrs )
A man posted an advt’ in the classifieds: ‘Wife Wanted’ . The very next day he received hundreds of responses all saying, “‘You can have mine”
I married Mrs Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her forever !
At a cocktail party, my wife’s friend said to her, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?” My Wife replied , “Yes, I am, I married the wrong man.”
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